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Not today!
"I certify and faith that delivered copy of the warrant and the original petition to the defendant, who refused to sign the contrafé, is now claiming Aug. 13, days for which he does not want to draw more chance." (From an official certificate of Justice, in action for compensation on 13.08.2002, Tuesday, the 7th Civil Vara de Porto Alegre).
The lawyer of Terror
Here's a hint of film, or rather, from documentary to the end of the week.
Here's the synopsis of the Reuters agency:
"Throughout life, the French lawyer Jacques Vergès customers who collected several colleagues refuse - as the international terrorist Carlos the Jackal, the Nazi Klaus Barbie and former Serbian president Slobodan Milosevic.
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Occupation: priest african american
"The applicant works in the role of african american priest for more than 10 years." (From a petition in the JEC in Porto Alegre).
Frustrated reconciliation, after the hearing, the lawyer for the author admits to the present: "Make it right? ... There would be well call it, macumbeiro."
Pau of parakeet
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Painted chicks
In estelionato complaint by the 2nd. Vara of Criminal Tatuí / SP, the prosecutor narrated: "According left discharged, the reproach was captured in 100 (one hundred)-type chickens' disposal of farms' and yellow ink used to dye the birds and offer them to the victim, saying it was' hens', which serve to throw eggs. With the sale, received benefit of $ 75.00. "
Detail: the victim said in a hearing that the birds were sold by the accused catadas a hole where some farms throw chicks of poor quality. (The fact occurred in the town of Chapel of the High / SP).
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Scientific rigor
"The bathroom fittings are the ports of entry of sewage cloacal, because the follow a sewage network in the opposite direction of its flow, we will see that it starts in bathroom fittings."
(Precious constant reports of the expert work of the Justice RS on unsanitary, transcribed in the ruling TRT-4).
Rumination ...
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Taking in sports
"We work in process, I and my colleague from banking Nerci Ramos Teixeira. When performing the fees of $ 600.00 - faced with the petition that executed the attachment offered a deposit with two seats, I understand it as a for me and one for my colleague. Even though I have reservation for the final journey on another "holy field" (cemetery) than that of the debtor, therefore, that I will not give taste to it. " (Reporting done by the Vital Area lawyer gaucho Valmir Meller Teixeira, of St. Angelo / RS).
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Motorcyle debtor & evacuate
"Responding to the question of the Inspectorate, said the drawee not yet paid the duplicate, which originated in buying the bike, because the very fled in the commodity." (From a report on the branch of the Bank of Brazil in Brusque (SC).
Batuque procrastinatório
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With political knowledge
"The Justice is metabolic, reflexive, lésmica, mentalcólica and contemplative." (Quote of Senator Casilda Maldaner (PMDB-SC) during a parliamentary forum, criticizing the slowness).
Nothing to declare
The lawyer claimed the calls the claimant's personal testimony. This shows up drunk. Sit in front of the judge, he asks: "Tell your name and occupation."
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Tennis court
"The president of the Court of the State of Pernambuco, in office, des. Helium Barros Siqueira Campos, recorded in the date of 03.098.2004, the following order: Letter No 134/04 (028590-2/2) - Dr. Mozart Valadares Pires, ref. Forensic waiver of 05 judges who will participate in the National Tennis Championship IX of Magistrates, on 08, 09 and 10/09/2004: "authorize 'ad referendum' Council of Magistracy." (From a publication in the Official Gazette of Pernambuco on 06.09.2004).
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Santa naive
"So, requiring the use of electric power, made by own hands a direct link to the post of his residence, which caused a term of the occurrence of illegal immigrants. (From a petition drafted in the first JEC care in the Rio de Janeiro in action brought against the Light).
Son of who?
